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    From Joe Mackey@1:123/140 to Daryl Stout on Mon Sep 9 07:57:06 2019
    Daryl wrote --

    Over the years, 2 of the toes on each foot, had to have the toenails removed, due to freak accidents.

    George Carlin (before he started using a lot of four-letter words) played
    a newscaster in his routine (along with the Hippy Dippy Weatherman) and
    doing a news report said "There was a freak accident today. Two freaks crashed into each other at First and Ma

    4) When the preacher said "if anyone feels this couple shouldn't be
    married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace",

    Some years ago my college chaplain, nicknamed "Marryin' Sam" from all the weddings he officiated at, was marrying a couple and at that point several
    men jumped up and rushed the altar. He said in all the years he had been marrying people no one had ever sai
    It was a hot day in August and the candles on the altar had softened and tipped over setting the tapestry behind it on fire and flames were shooting
    up.
    They torn it down and put the fire out.
    Joe
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Joe Mackey on Tue Sep 10 15:59:00 2019
    Joe,

    George Carlin (before he started using a lot of four-letter words) played
    a newscaster in his routine (along with the Hippy Dippy Weatherman) and JM>doing a news report said "There was a freak accident today. Two freaks cras JM>into each other at First and Ma

    Really.

    Some years ago my college chaplain, nicknamed "Marryin' Sam" from all the
    weddings he officiated at, was marrying a couple and at that point several JM>men jumped up and rushed the altar. He said in all the years he had been JM>marrying people no one had ever sai

    Or at the reception, the people were asked to embrace the person who
    meant the most to them during their marriage...

    The bartender was almost crushed to death. <G>

    It was a hot day in August and the candles on the altar had softened and
    tipped over setting the tapestry behind it on fire and flames were shooting JM>up.
    They torn it down and put the fire out.

    I guess the church was "On Fire For God", then. <G>

    Daryl


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