Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy
sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and
I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever and ever..
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)