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  • The Psalm Of Coffee

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 19 00:07:26 2020
    Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

    It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
    It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
    It restoreth my buzz:
    It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
    I will fear no Equal (tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy
    sugar they comfort me.

    Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:

    Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

    Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and
    I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever and ever..
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)