• A contender for the #1 troll title?

    From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Nick Andre on Mon Mar 29 15:11:08 2021
    Nick Andre -> BjRn Felten skrev 2021-03-29 13:55:
    On 29 Mar 21 06:53:14, Bj*Rn Felten said the following to Nick Andre:

    Stone Age software detected. Not even CP437 supported.

    I stand by my words.

    Right. Why let facts get in the way of a promise you'll never be able to keep?

    Thanks in advance.

    LOL, whatever.

    Typical Troll-speak.



    ..

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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to BjöRn Felten on Mon Mar 29 09:49:56 2021
    On 29 Mar 21 15:11:09, Bj*Rn Felten said the following to Nick Andre:

    On 29 Mar 21 06:53:14, Bj*Rn Felten said the following to Nick Andre:

    Stone Age software detected. Not even CP437 supported.

    LOL, whats next, you will brag about the size of your penis?

    Right. Why let facts get in the way of a promise you'll never be able to keep?

    The odds of me outliving you are pretty good. It eats you up alive to know that when you're dead, nobody here will care jack shit. At all. Doubtful
    anyone will write some sob story essay for Fidonews about you and even if they did, so what... you'll eventually just be a blip in some searchable database
    of has-beens. The world (especially America) will march on without you.

    Cock-sock is proven not to be technically competent to obtain a node number despite his P4 bible thumping, no other system will host him or he won't last long, and is widely despised as you are.

    Now whine to Ward that I'm breaking your rules. See what he does.

    Nick

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:221/360 to Nick Andre on Mon Mar 29 20:52:56 2021
    Hello Nick,

    Fun time is here.

    Stone Age software detected. Not even CP437 supported.

    LOL, whats next, you will brag about the size of your penis?

    I've Seen Pubic Hair
    Maclean And Maclean

    I was havin’ me a burger
    In a dirty greasy spoon café
    I was eatin it with relish
    When a man beside me turned to say
    What’s that pubic hair
    Doin layin on your bun
    I said I never saw it sittin there
    Are sure it’s really one
    He stood up on the counter
    And said now look here Blair
    I’ve traveled all over this country
    And I’ve seen pubic hair

    (Chorus)
    I’ve seen pubic hair man
    And I’ve never liked’em there man
    I’ve even got my share man
    Beneath my underwear man
    Stickin out here and there man
    I’ve seen pubic hair

    I’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones,
    Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones
    Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones
    Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones
    Short ones, thick ones, growin from your dick ones,
    Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones.

    (Chorus)

    I’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones,
    Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones,
    Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones,
    Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones,
    Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones,
    Throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones.

    (Chorus)

    I’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones,
    Dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones,
    Proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones,
    Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones,
    Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones,
    Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones.

    (Chorus)

    Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen
    I’ve seen Pubic hair

    Right. Why let facts get in the way of a promise you'll never be BF>able
    to keep?

    The odds of me outliving you are pretty good. It eats you up alive to know
    that when you're dead, nobody here will care jack shit. At all. Doubtful
    anyone will write some sob story essay for Fidonews about you and even if
    they did, so what... you'll eventually just be a blip in some searchable database of has-beens. The world (especially America) will march on without you.

    I’ve seen pubic hair man
    And I’ve never liked’em there man
    I’ve even got my share man
    Beneath my underwear man
    Stickin out here and there man
    I’ve seen pubic hair

    Cock-sock is proven not to be technically competent to obtain a node number
    despite his P4 bible thumping, no other system will host him or he won't
    last
    long, and is widely despised as you are.

    Really?

    Now whine to Ward that I'm breaking your rules. See what he does.

    Jim Morrison showed everybody his.
    Time for you to show everybody yours.

    Nick

    How many times have I told you -

    Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen
    I’ve seen Pubic hair

    Yes indeed. I was there.
    And then he went to Paris.

    I’ve seen pubic hair man
    And I’ve never liked’em there man
    I’ve even got my share man
    Beneath my underwear man
    Stickin out here and there man
    I’ve seen pubic hair

    --Lee

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    No justice! No peace!

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Nick Andre on Thu Apr 1 19:14:14 2021
    Hello Nick,

    Stone Age software detected. Not even CP437 supported.

    LOL, whats next, you will brag about the size of your penis?

    “Einstweilen bis den Bau der Welt
    Philosophie zusammenhält,
    Erhält sie das Getriebe
    Durch Hunger und durch Liebe.”

    Right. Why let facts get in the way of a promise you'll never BF>be able
    to keep?

    The odds of me outliving you are pretty good.

    People drop dead all the time. Big ones, little ones, smart ones,
    dumb ones, some even at the same time. But we all have our chance.
    And not a single one of us gets out of this place alive. So what
    is keeping you?

    It eats you up alive to know that when you're dead, nobody here will care jack shit. At all.

    Just throw my body to the buzzards once I am dead.
    Buzzards will care, and know exactly what to do.

    Doubtful anyone will write some sob story essay for Fidonews about you and even if they did, so what...

    I have long advocated everybody should write their own obituary.
    And have it published before they pass. That way, they can correct
    any mistakes before crossing over to the other side.

    you'll eventually just be a blip in some searchable database
    of has-beens. The world (especially America) will march on without you.

    Jim Morrison of the Doors said he can do anything.
    That includes faking his own death. You do realize
    he "died" in the bathtub, with a smile on his face.
    And he had a closed casket during his "funeral".

    So what did he do?

    After his death, his junkie girlfriend rented a plot in Paris
    for him to stay. But she only paid for 30 years. When the 30 years
    was up, nobody thought to check if anyone was there. So both the
    city of Paris and the country of France decided to let him (or
    whoever was supposed to be there) stay for eternity, at no cost
    to his girlfriend or anybody else.

    You see, Both the city of Paris and the country of France get so
    much revenue from tourists who travel to the shrine erected in Jim
    Morrison's honor. And the best thing about it is no covid rules
    apply. Not even during lockdown.

    --Lee

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    Lock him up!

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:221/360 to Nick Andre on Thu Apr 1 20:14:02 2021
    Hello Nick,

    Cock-sock is proven not to be technically competent to obtain a node number
    despite his P4 bible thumping, no other system will host him or he won't
    last long, and is widely despised as you are.

    Really?

    Now whine to Ward that I'm breaking your rules. See what he does.

    "Love causes more pain than pleasure. Pleasure is illusory. Reason
    would cause love to be avoided if it were not for the fatal sexual
    instincts; therefore, it would be best for a man to have himself
    castrated." ~Hartman's philosophical view of love, as found in the
    "Philosophy of the Unconscious," p. 583, Berlin, 1869

    Now prove yourself to be a man. :)

    --Lee

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    What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Bjrn Felten on Fri Apr 2 03:09:46 2021
    Hello Björn,

    Now prove yourself to be a man. :)

    Don't feed the troll.

    Yesssssssss, master.

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    Original song title: "Joy to the World"
    Original performer: Three Dog Night

    Parody song title: "Boys Into Girls"
    Parody written by: blackjack21

    Jeremiah had a head fog
    Said a girl was inside
    He let her overtake the voices in his head
    And she whelped out a bitch so fine
    But I always thought she looked more like swine
    Singin'...

    Boys into girls
    Lots of boys are girls now
    Roys are now Trishas and they squeal with glee
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Rick he liked to swing like a girl
    Tell you what he'd do
    He'd go away in cars at the bars on the wharf
    And back seat name was Sue
    Swing it now...

    Boys into girls
    All their toys are yours
    Boys gettin’ swishy and they re-pulse me
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    You tell me Doug’s a lady
    Loves to call you hon
    He’s a thigh high liar and a vain beau rider
    A trait spoofin’ pun of a hon
    And he’s a mate lootin’ hon with faux buns

    Boys into girls
    Now they’re wearin’ pearls
    Boys look like dishes, do they seat to pee?
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Boys into girls
    Now the boy has curls
    Boys into girls
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Boys into girls
    All the boys are girls
    Boys are just wishin’ they can be new she’s
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Boys into girls
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    Joy to the world
    All the boys are girls now
    Lips look like fish’s and they’re creeps to me
    Boys, you kiddin' me?

    [repeat and fade]

    --Lee

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    If we don't get it / Shut it down!

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  • From Tommi Koivula@2:221/6.60 to alexander koryagin on Fri Apr 2 16:19:10 2021
    Hello, alexander koryagin.
    On 02/04/2021 9.29 you wrote:

    Hi, Lee Lofaso!
    I read your message from 02.04.2021 02:09
    Don't feed the troll.
    Yesssssssss, master.
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    You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages - in FIDO nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read your messages only because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the same.

    http://pics.rsh.ru/img/20210401371_9ap4njj5.jpg


    In fact it looks perfect in this HotDogEd, and this IS fido point reader, not nntp reader. ;)

    --
    Tommi
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  • From Tommi Koivula@2:221/1 to alexander koryagin on Mon Apr 5 12:48:28 2021
    On 05.04.2021 9:45, alexander koryagin wrote:

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    AK>> You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages -
    AK>> in FIDO nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read
    AK>> your messages only because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the
    AK>> same.
    TK>
    TK> http://pics.rsh.ru/img/20210401371_9ap4njj5.jpg
    TK> In fact it looks perfect in this HotDogEd, and this IS fido
    TK> point reader, not nntp reader.;)

    What about a classic FIDO soft?

    Classic fido programs typically don't support utf-8 so they can't show that correctly.

    Does a Golded user see it?

    Nope.

    'Tommi

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to alexander koryagin on Mon Apr 5 18:32:18 2021
    Hello Alexander,

    Don't feed the troll.

    Yesssssssss, master.

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    You use a newsgroup NNTP and UTF8 coding in your messages - in FIDO
    nobody can see your pictures. They are able to read your messages only because codes 0-127 in UTF-8 are the same.

    I can change my settings, dropping UTF-8 coding, thus making
    works of art more compatible with FIDO.

    --Lee

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    Silence is violence!

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