I finally figured it out.
Tecumseh's Curse.
Every president elected in a year that ends in a 0 will die in office.
Why?
Because Tenskwatawa was mad at the White Man who had killed his
brother Tecumseh in battle.
That's right. Great White Chief had to die. But since Tenskatawa
was such a nice Indian, the curse only applied to those who were
elected in a year ending in a 0.

Okay. We all know better than that. No Indian worth his salt
would base any curse on a number. Especially a 0. So it had to
be something else. Right?

Well, I figured it out.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.
The Declaration of Independence was written in 1776.
But was not officially recognized until 1783.
When Saturn/Jupiter was in conjunction.
And that is the date that everybody has to remember.

Why is that important?

Because every president elected in the last 200 years in
a Jupiter/Saturn conjunction has either been assassinated,
survived an assassination attempt, or died in office.

Only two presidents (Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe) are
exceptions. And you know what that means.

When is the next Jupiter/Saturn conjunction?

Let's take a look and see -

The last one was on May 28, 2000.
We all know what happened to Bill Clinton.
He survived Monica Lewinski.

Never mind he was already in office.
He was serving when Jupiter/Saturn was in conjunction.
So that still counts.

Besides, he said he did not have sexual relations with that woman,
Ms. Lewinski. We really should give him the benefit of the doubt.

Which brings us to the main question.

When is the next Jupiter/Saturn conjunction?

Without further delay, I will tell you -

December 21, 2020.

That's right. The Winter Solstice.

Doomsday for the President.

Remember. You heard it here first.

Michiel van der Vlist, our scientist in residence,
is welcome to verify this. In fact, to prove that I am
psychic, here are future dates for Tecumseh's Curse -

Hallowe'en, 2040 ...

--Lee

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