Hello Everybody,

My car has a flat tire.
And a dead battery.
A monster storm is approaching.
Bigger than Katrina.
Headed straight for me.
I do have a pirogue.
And a paddle.
But nobody can paddle a pirogue fast enough
to escape what is coming my way.
Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

Hurricane Katrina was a mere Category 3 storm, and
only nicked the city of New Orleans.
Not even dogs and cats will escape this one.

And to think, assuming I somehow survive this one,
another is close behind, heading in the same direction.

That's right. Hurricane Gamma.

I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

Your soon to be deceased,
--Lee

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Work sets you free.

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I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

Your soon to be deceased,

The lengths at which some people will go to have me write an obituary about them...

Try someone else...

\%/@rd

--- DB4 - August 7 2020
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Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

The water temperature south of Louisiana begs to differ. It has to be 26C or more to maintain the hurricane's strength, but it's much lower. It will be reduced to cat 2 or less by landfall.

BTW, why don't you ask Bunker Boy to ask his bosom buddy in North Korea to send a nuke into the eye of the hurricane. That'll take care of things, we know, because that has the stable genius in the WH said.

Well, climate change is just a hoax anyway (according to Bunker Boy), so the hurricane will disappear like a miracle.



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Hello Ward,

I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

Your soon to be deceased,

The lengths at which some people will go to have me write an obituary about
them...

Try someone else...

One day, I will succeed.

One day, so will you.

Which is why we should all write own obituaries.

Before, not after, we run out of time.

I am actually being serious about this.

Read the obituaries in the NYT.
They are the best.
Written by world-class journalists.

How many local newspapers can claim the same?
None, and I mean none, can even approach that level
of accuracy and professionalism.

The only way I can top that is to write it myself.

--Lee

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What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer

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Hello Bj”rn,

Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

The water temperature south of Louisiana begs to differ. It has to be 26C or
more to maintain the hurricane's strength, but it's much lower. It will be reduced to cat 2 or less by landfall.

Only because Donald Trump was in the hospital. But he's out now.
And says he is just fine. Will be at the debate next week to do battle
with his nemesis, Joe Biden.

BTW, why don't you ask Bunker Boy to ask his bosom buddy in North Korea to send a nuke into the eye of the hurricane. That'll take care of things, we know, because that has the stable genius in the WH said.

You do not understand. According to TIME magazine, Donald Trump
is one of the favorites to win the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize. Along
with Black Lives Matter. And Sweden's sweetheart, Greta Thunberg
(TIME's 2019 Person of the Year). Nuking a hurricane before the
awards are presented will not win him any honors.

Well, climate change is just a hoax anyway (according to Bunker Boy), so the
hurricane will disappear like a miracle.

Of course it will. Just like the election will go away. Once
it has been determined it was rigged, and his USSC declares it
null and void.

--Lee

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What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer

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On 8/10/2020 23:20, 1229/426 wrote:

One day, I will succeed.

One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will
pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

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Regards
David

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On 9/10/2020 01:01, 1123/115 wrote:

Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
echo!

You like to wallow in sewers?

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Regards
David

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On 09 Oct 20 06:17:05, David Drummond said the following to Nick Andre:

One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die,

will

pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

If I could visit the land-down-under and spend some time, I'd enjoy that.

You can make me a vegemite sandwich...

Nick

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Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.

Laughing now that was a good reply I haven't thought of in a while!

-Havok

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Hello, Nick Andre.
On 10/8/20 8:20 AM you wrote:

On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward
Dossche:

One day, I will succeed.

One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and
die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

Wait, so you're saying you're horribly constipated? That explains so much!
--
Mike
BBS: warensemble.com
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On 08 Oct 20 23:22:53, Mike Miller said the following to Nick Andre:

One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

Wait, so you're saying you're horribly constipated? That explains so much!

Actually, much like Bjorn's USA bashing, my shit is regular and constant.

Nick

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Nick wrote (2020-10-08):

On 08 Oct 20 02:20:59, Lee Lofaso said the following to Ward Dossche:

One day, I will succeed.

One day, when you and some others finally fuck off, eat shit and die, I will pay my respects by enjoying a nice comfortable bowel movement.

hear hear. the zone clown #1 has vomited on his input device ...

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Dan wrote (2020-10-08):

Finally, some actual and meaningful content in this sewer of an
echo! I'll be doing the same!

eat shit and die?

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