So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.
"There's 5 hurricanes, next week, it'll be down to zero... like a
miracle."
Hello Everybody, I made a boo-boo the other day. Insulted the
Mighty Thor. And now I am facing the Wrath of Thor. I never
realized how powerful a Hammer can be. But it seems I am about to
find out.
Headed straight for me is not one, but two huge hurricanes. Both
in the Gulf of Mexico (at the same time) making a beeline to
Louisiana, with me being dead center. I have survived many
hurricanes during my lifetime. But never have I had to face two hurricanes hitting me at the same time. Talk about a double
whammy. If one doesn't get me, the other one will. I am doomed, I
tell you. Doomed.
So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.
"We have the best hurricanes. No one has better hurricanes than we do! Sleepy Joe Biden wouldn't give you such big, beautiful hurricanes! The fake news media won't report on the hurricanes, but Donald Trump will tell you how big and great they are. Aren't they great? They're great. Or so I'm told."Björn Felten wrote to Lee Lofaso <=-
No worries, mate. Your POTUS has assured y'all that global"There's 5 hurricanes, next week, it'll be down to zero... like a miracle."
warming
is a hoax, so your hurricanes will be just about average -- the
same as every previous year. So go on burning fossil fuel as
always!
Hello Everybody, I made a boo-boo the other day. Insulted the
Mighty Thor. And now I am facing the Wrath of Thor. I never
realized how powerful a Hammer can be. But it seems I am about to
find out.
https://youtu.be/5cLFdIzMhn8
Headed straight for me is not one, but two huge hurricanes. Both
in the Gulf of Mexico (at the same time) making a beeline to
Louisiana, with me being dead center. I have survived many
hurricanes during my lifetime. But never have I had to face two
hurricanes hitting me at the same time. Talk about a double
whammy. If one doesn't get me, the other one will. I am doomed, I
tell you. Doomed.
We even had a tropical storm hit northern Wisconsin this year.
I don't get what all the fuss was about, it delivered less rain than a couple normal storms last month.
So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.
By Odin's beard, Frigg's ample bosom, Bragi's eloquent prose, and Baldr's stunning visage!
Without a pirogue, I would need a rope.
Tie myself to a tree.
Hope I don't drown or get carried away.
or, hope a tornado doesn't drive a tree branch through the tree your tied too, or I suppose even worse, uproot the tree, taking you with it, as it launches the tree at your house. I do hope you wasn't in your underwear when you tied yourself to the tree. A thing that actually happened in boy scouts. a kid wouldn't behave, so his scout master tied him to a tree in his underwear.
Tropical Storm Delta is headed this way. Will it dead-on as
Hurricane Delta on Thursday. Close behind is Tropical Storm Gamma,
soon to be Hurricane Gamma, headed in the same direction ...
Tropical Storm Delta is headed this way. Will it dead-on as
Hurricane Delta on Thursday. Close behind is Tropical Storm Gamma,
soon to be Hurricane Gamma, headed in the same direction ...
And people choose to live in that area?
God's country. :)
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