Hello Everybody,
A Priest, A Rabbi and a Minister Go Fishing
A priest, a rabbi and a minister go fishing on a rare day off. They row
their boat out a ways from shore and put down an anchor. The boat moves
just a little bit here and there. They are enjoying being "away" from
their jobs, the fishing is very relaxing, and they exchange funny
stories about their lives.
The priest says: "Well, I have to go and use nature's rest room." He
steps out of the boat, and walks on top of the water to shore, does his
thing and walks on top of the water back to the boat and gets back in.
The rabbi is astonished but says nothing. A while later, the minister
says: "Well, I guess it's my turn now." He gets out of the boat, walks
on the water to shore, and does his thing and returns to the boat by
walking on the water and gets back in the boat.
The rabbi is again amazed, saying nothing. When it comes time for the
rabbi to "do his thing", he tells himself that if they can do it so can
he. So he steps out of the boat, and plunges deep into the water. The
priest and the minister help him back into the boat. They look at each
other, and the minister says: "Shall we show him where the rocks are?"
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Travel should take you places
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