Hello Everybody,

Somebody has absolutely no idea of what he is talking about -

"Hahahaha! Could there POSSIBLY be a better confirmation of what
IBJ said above about slurping the Koolaid, than this gargantuan pile
of steaming hogwash?

"Jeeeeeeez. Over the edge. Hopeless. Gone with the wind. Pretty
much every single word of that is a lie."

As every kid knows, deep fried kool-aid is much better, and never
needs slurping. And it is so easy to make. All you have to do is mix
kool-aid together with eggs and sugar and cook it in oil. Any kind
of oil will do, but vegetable oil is said to be best for health nuts.

One can also make kool-aid dill pickles, and use various flavors
to give the pickles a new look, and make them stand out. Some prefer
sweet and sour pickles, but the dills have a better kick.

With so many color of kool-aid to choose from just imagine what
you can do with your hair. Choose a color you want, pour it into
a glass, add a teaspoon of cornstarch and just enough water to
make a paste, and apply the paste to dry hair. Let it sit for five
minutes and voila! A brand new crop of hair is born in the color
of your choice!

With winter here, lip balm is needed for all that cold weather.
But kool-aid makes it possible to have the color of one's own choice,
in various flavors. Just add a bit of powder from the flavor of your
choice to petroleum jelly, nuke it for five or six seconds to give
it the right consistency, and there you go! Instand lip balm!

And let's not forget what kool-aid is most useful for. Clean
your toilet with kool-aid. Really easy to do. Just empty a packet
of kool-aid lemonade into the bowl, scrub with a toilet brush, and
flush. No toilet paper required.

--Lee

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Our Nuts, Your Mouth

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