• Duty Calls

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Mon Sep 6 21:14:06 2021
    Hello Everybody,

    President Vladimir Putin has spoken.
    And the world is listening.
    Especially Italian Stallions, such as myself.

    "A strong family bringing up two, three, or
    four children should be the image of a future
    Russia." ~President Vladimir Putin, world statesman

    This new national goal (set by Putin himself)
    is going to be very difficult to achieve, given
    the fact that most women in Russia (51%) do not
    want to have babies.

    However, there is a solution to this problem.

    My great-grandfather was from Siciy. He had 13 children
    between him and his wife. 11 of them survived and made it
    to America. Took them a while to get here, but they all
    made it. My grandfather, who got here as an itty bitty
    baby, was almost as prolific as my great-grandfather.
    And my father also knew what it was all about.

    So here I am, another Italian Stallion, answering
    Putin's call, ready to do my duty. For all the women
    in Russia, especially those in Siberia's Kuzbas region,
    which has the fastest decline in population due to not
    enough babies being born, all that is needed is for
    President Putin to say the word and I will be on my way.

    You see, Russia's current population of 146.05 million
    people is projected to decline to 70 million people by
    the end of this century, according to demographers who
    study these things. President Putin is well aware of
    this, and has already taken some steps to avert this
    coming crisis, offering every woman in Russia a mothers'
    capital of $6000 for a second child. Problem is, women
    in Russia do not want to make babies any more, even
    with this financial offer.

    That is where I come in. No woman can resist an Italian
    Stallion. Even those who do not like children. As such,
    I will be more than happy to do President Putin's bidding.
    As every other warm-blooded Italian Stallion would be.

    All I will need aside from that is my Fido friends from
    Russia who can introduce me to all those wonderful Russian
    gals who are just dying to meet me ...

    --Lee

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    Drive One

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  • From Alejandro Filimonchuk@4:900/102 to Lee Lofaso on Fri Sep 10 00:49:44 2021
    Hahaha... At least now you are making clear that youre joking! :) Nice.

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