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A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector
A 100% right of return both ways.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
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a "And my heart is sick of being in chains."
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A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bad workman always blames his fools
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
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Hi Charles!

12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

I run like the winded.

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend
30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere,
makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
cops.

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners in conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha moment.

"What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear."

Kids love/groan when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of Captain Underpants.


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Hello, August Abolins.
On 11/13/20 5:29 PM you wrote:

Hi Charles! 12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. I
had my patience tested. I'm negative. I run like the winded. When
I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Don't
bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30
seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. Sometimes,
someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes
your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
cops. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners
in conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha
moment.

I think that's actually what this list was at some point.

"What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear." Kids love/groan
when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of
Captain Underpants.

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