Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 05-02-19 07:48 <=-
Hell has a better chance of freezing over, than I do in winning something.I never win anything either.... but then, I also don't enter anything, either.... ;)
The first thing I ever remember winning was a free pizza in college
on some radio contest.
There used to be a web site where one could enter various contests.
I won a few things there.
One was a whirlpool thing you placed over the side of your bathtub.
That never worked very well since the tub had to be full to the edge
for it work properly. I eventually gave it away.
I also won a free bathroom scale which I still have.
I entered a coffee contest from a well known expensive coffee
company. (No, not the one that starts with S). I won a years free
coffee (like 25 two pound bags of assorted coffee), along with a large carafe which I use as a tea pot.
There were a few other odds and ends and trinkets over time.
Never won the lottery. But then I only played twice.
Reminds of an old joke.
A poor fella was praying and said "O Lord, you know I have all sorts
of financial problems, the rent is due, there are doctor bills for the wife and kids" and so on. Then he asks, Please let me win the lottery. This goes on for several weeks, every night, the same prayer.
Finally one night he hears this booming voice say "BUY A TICKET!"
Quoting Ed Vance to Joe Mackey on 05-02-19 23:03 <=-
05-02-19 07:48 JOE MACKEY wrote to NANCY BACKUS about We have a
winner (was: Re Howdy! Joe,
Hell has a better chance of freezing over, than I do in winning something.I never win anything either.... but then, I also don't enter anything, either.... ;)
The first thing I ever remember winning was a free pizza in college
on some radio contest.
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Never won the lottery. But then I only played twice.
I never bought a lottery ticket.
There is a Gambleing Riverboat a few Miles away from my home.
One day my Eye Doctor asked where I lived and I told Him.
He asked if I go to the Boat much?, I told Him I wasn't Mathematically Challenged, and got a big grin back from the Doctor.
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