• Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged

    From George Pope@1:153/757 to Joe Mackey on Tue Dec 28 08:08:04 2021
    Did you write these?

    /G

    Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:
    SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
    DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
    NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
    MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
    and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
    Hydrants and . . .
    PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
    PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
    DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better
    start again)
    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
    Joe

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)