Charles wrote --

To those of us in our senior years...

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

==swipe==

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

==swipe==

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

==swipe==

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!

That's one I need to mention everyday...
Joe
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