• Cars (was: Re: PC's and cars)

    From Joe Mackey@1:123/140 to Nancy Backus on Fri Aug 30 07:52:10 2019
    Nancy wrote --

    Renting a sports car commands quite a premium... ;)

    One time in the mid '90s I rented a car and the one I wanted wasn't
    available and Enterprise always bumps one up, not down.
    The only car they available (in the size I wanted) at that time was a
    little two-seater Japanese sports car. Forget what it was.
    I don't care too much for cars like that since they are so difficult for
    my long legs to get out of.
    But it was a fun car to drive.
    Until the accident.
    I was pulling out of a side road unto a highway.
    In front of me was a van, who when the light changed instead of going on through started backing up. I was laying on the horn and it kept coming and
    up over the front my car until the axle hit the hood. (Had a sloping front end).
    I had, as always, full coverage.
    I called Enterprise to report it and asked about insurance and told not
    to worry about it. And if it were still drivable then to just turn it at the appointed time.
    I drove around the rest of the day with one headlight hanging literally
    by a wire. :)
    I am reminded of a comedy from the early '60s, forget the name, that
    involved a rental.
    Took place in San Francisco on Lombard St, the famous twisting and
    turning street.
    Some bad guys were after the good guys in the rental and they kept
    running into parked cars all down the street and at the end the rental was a pile
    of scrap metal.
    One guy said to the other he was sorry about the car with the guy saying don't worry, it was a rental anyway. :)
    Joe
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  • From Joe Mackey@1:123/140 to Daryl Stout on Fri Aug 30 08:17:20 2019
    Daryl queried --

    Joe (as the old slogan went "Visit your DeSoto dealer tomorrow, and tell
    'em Groucho sent you".)

    Did he ever do used car commercials?? I can imagine him as a
    salesman!!

    When De Soto was sponsoring You Bet Your Life, he was in some
    commercials. I recall his being in the latest model De Soto and waving at the camera
    as he drove off.
    Then at the end of the show was a large De Soto logo with him opening an
    O telling people to be sure to tell the dealer Grouch sent them, with a
    wiggle of his cigar and eye brows.
    Trivial side.
    When The Marx Brothers were the toast of Broadway in the '20s, Groucho
    bought a house on Long Island and needed a car. His first car? A 1928 De Soto.
    And now you know a part of the rest of the story!
    Good day!
    Joe (in my best Paul Harrr-vee impersonation)



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