• Holy deduction

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Sat Dec 10 07:05:10 2022
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    "Hello, Reverend Smith? This is the Internal Revenue Service. Is Samuel Jones
    a member of your congregation?"
    "He is."
    "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
    "He will."
    --Hugh Neeld
    RD Issue: October 2008

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Sun Dec 11 04:18:00 2022
    Jay,

    "Hello, Reverend Smith? This is the Internal Revenue Service. Is Samuel Jones a member of your congregation?"
    "He is."
    "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
    "He will."

    Can you say "No pressure??". <G>

    Daryl

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