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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 30 00:03:22 2021
    My husband's best friend, Gary, gave him a birthday
    party for his wife. Guests laughed and applauded as
    the birthday girl opened a mountain of gifts from her
    devoted husband. As she showed off the collection
    of lovely things to wear, the happy woman declared,
    "If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
    all the time."

    Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"

    --Diane Hall..
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Sat May 1 19:48:00 2021
    George,

    "If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
    all the time."

    Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"

    Someone needs to remind her that she's naked under those clothes!

    Some in that room will always be aware of that.

    Or as the late Nancy Backus (I miss her) noted in of her taglines:

    "We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse".

    Daryl

    ... Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Daryl Stout on Tue May 4 10:38:24 2021
    George,

    "If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
    all the time."

    Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"

    Someone needs to remind her that she's naked under those clothes!

    Some in that room will always be aware of that.

    Or as the late Nancy Backus (I miss her) noted in of her taglines:

    "We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse".

    I vaguely remember her in the FUNNY echo back in the '90s. . .

    & many others I've lost track of. I still exchange funnies with Greg Sears regularly, & he with Dave Coble.

    Your friend,

    <+]:{)}
    Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Tue May 4 21:30:00 2021
    George,

    Or as the late Nancy Backus (I miss her) noted in of her taglines:

    "We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse".

    I vaguely remember her in the FUNNY echo back in the '90s. . .

    & many others I've lost track of. I still exchange funnies with Greg
    Sears regularly, & he with Dave Coble.

    She would hate the fact that Doc's Place BBS has now shut down, according
    to a post I saw on Facebook earlier.

    I hope to get my BBS in the cloud sometime Wednesday...severe weather has kept me from doing much computer work the last 3 days.

    Daryl

    ... UPS merging with Federal Express -- new name: Fed-Ups.
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