Married to your sister
From
Ron Lauzon@1:275/89 to
All on Mon Mar 8 10:47:00 2021
In a little church out in the country, the pastor was giving a good
sermon. Right in the middle of it, the doors to the back of the church
opened and in walked Satan himself.
Needless to say, panic ensues and the church is emptied in a matter of
seconds.
All except one old man sitting alone.
The Devil walks over to him and says, "Hey old man, don't you know who I am?"
The old man replies, "Yup. You're the Prince of Darkness."
There's no fear in the old man's voice or face. This bothers Satan so he
asks, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man responds, "Nope".
"Why aren't you afraid of me? Everyone else is."
"I'm not afraid of you because I was married to your sister for over 30 years."
... ALL bikini clad women, proceed to move to California.
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