TARZAN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
TARZAN LOSE HIS UNDERWEAR
TARZAN SAY, ME NO CARE
JANE MAKE ME ANOTHER PAIR!
JANE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
JANE LOSE HER UNDERWEAR
JANE SAY, ME NO CARE
TARZAN LIKE ME BETTER BARE!
George Pope wrote to Mike Powell <=-
Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the river? A: Because Tarzan said "damnit".
You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?
You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?The only jokes I have seen or heard lately are the ones that are already posted here! :D
Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She >> replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.
Mike
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