• Wrath of Thor

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Fri Aug 21 13:10:00 2020
    Hello Everybody,

    I made a boo-boo the other day. Insulted the Mighty Thor.
    And now I am facing the Wrath of Thor. I never realized how
    powerful a Hammer can be. But it seems I am about to find
    out.

    Headed straight for me is not one, but two huge hurricanes.
    Both in the Gulf of Mexico (at the same time) making a beeline
    to Louisiana, with me being dead center.

    I have survived many hurricanes during my lifetime. But never
    have I had to face two hurricanes hitting me at the same time.
    Talk about a double whammy. If one doesn't get me, the other
    one will. I am doomed, I tell you. Doomed.

    So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.

    --Lee

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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Lee Lofaso on Fri Aug 21 14:44:16 2020
    So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.

    No worries, mate. Your POTUS has assured y'all that global warming is a hoax, so your hurricanes will be just about average -- the same as every previous year. So go on burning fossil fuel as always!



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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Kurt Weiske on Fri Aug 21 16:48:58 2020
    "There's 5 hurricanes, next week, it'll be down to zero... like a
    miracle."

    ROTFL! Yeah, something like that. Just don't forget to inject your daily bleach... 8-)



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  • From Mike Miller@1:154/30.1 to Lee Lofaso on Fri Aug 21 15:45:30 2020
    Hello, Lee Lofaso.
    On 8/21/20 1:10 PM you wrote:

    Hello Everybody, I made a boo-boo the other day. Insulted the
    Mighty Thor. And now I am facing the Wrath of Thor. I never
    realized how powerful a Hammer can be. But it seems I am about to
    find out.

    https://youtu.be/5cLFdIzMhn8

    Headed straight for me is not one, but two huge hurricanes. Both
    in the Gulf of Mexico (at the same time) making a beeline to
    Louisiana, with me being dead center. I have survived many
    hurricanes during my lifetime. But never have I had to face two hurricanes hitting me at the same time. Talk about a double
    whammy. If one doesn't get me, the other one will. I am doomed, I
    tell you. Doomed.

    We even had a tropical storm hit northern Wisconsin this year.

    I don't get what all the fuss was about, it delivered less rain than a couple normal storms last month.


    So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.

    By Odin's beard, Frigg's ample bosom, Bragi's eloquent prose, and Baldr's stunning visage!



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  • From Mike Miller@1:154/30.1 to Kurt Weiske on Fri Aug 21 15:49:06 2020
    Hello, Kurt Weiske.
    On 8/21/20 7:24 AM you wrote:

    Björn Felten wrote to Lee Lofaso <=-
    No worries, mate. Your POTUS has assured y'all that global
    warming
    is a hoax, so your hurricanes will be just about average -- the
    same as every previous year. So go on burning fossil fuel as
    always!
    "There's 5 hurricanes, next week, it'll be down to zero... like a miracle."
    "We have the best hurricanes. No one has better hurricanes than we do! Sleepy Joe Biden wouldn't give you such big, beautiful hurricanes! The fake news media won't report on the hurricanes, but Donald Trump will tell you how big and great they are. Aren't they great? They're great. Or so I'm told."


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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Mike Miller on Sat Aug 22 19:21:04 2020
    Hello Mike,

    Hello Everybody, I made a boo-boo the other day. Insulted the
    Mighty Thor. And now I am facing the Wrath of Thor. I never
    realized how powerful a Hammer can be. But it seems I am about to
    find out.

    https://youtu.be/5cLFdIzMhn8


    Cajuns have only a pirogue and paddle to escape such things.

    Headed straight for me is not one, but two huge hurricanes. Both
    in the Gulf of Mexico (at the same time) making a beeline to
    Louisiana, with me being dead center. I have survived many
    hurricanes during my lifetime. But never have I had to face two
    hurricanes hitting me at the same time. Talk about a double
    whammy. If one doesn't get me, the other one will. I am doomed, I
    tell you. Doomed.

    We even had a tropical storm hit northern Wisconsin this year.

    I had a hurricane follow me around across the country years ago.
    Went along the Gulf coast through Florida then up the Atlantic coast
    to New York and then inland to the Great Lakes. Thought it might
    actually make it all the way back to the Gulf of Mexico and do
    another tour.

    Had another hurricane hit, then do a loop-the-loop and hit me again.
    Another one hit me in Louisiana, then hit me in Florida, then hit me
    in Louisiana again. That was back when I wore a t-shirt that had a
    bulls-eye on it.

    I don't get what all the fuss was about, it delivered less rain than a couple normal storms last month.

    I was at the beach in Biloxi a week before Hurricane Camille hit.
    Had a great time. The hotel was first class, and packed. The hurricane
    totally wiped out not just the hotel, but entire subdivisions. Kind
    of like a nuclear bomb having been detonated. Just nothing left.
    You can still find remnants today. Streets with no houses, just empty
    grass and weeds where those houses used to be.

    Hurricane Camille was small, only about sixty miles in diameter.
    Hurricane Katrina was huge, many times larger than Camille, but the
    winds were not as high. Both kinds of storms are dangerous.

    So. Say your prayers. And hope the bogey man doesn't get you.

    By Odin's beard, Frigg's ample bosom, Bragi's eloquent prose, and Baldr's stunning visage!

    If I wind up with a hole in my pirogue I may be sunk.

    Without a pirogue, I would need a rope.
    Tie myself to a tree.
    Hope I don't drown or get carried away.

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to John Guillory on Tue Oct 6 00:41:36 2020
    Hello John,

    Without a pirogue, I would need a rope.
    Tie myself to a tree.
    Hope I don't drown or get carried away.

    or, hope a tornado doesn't drive a tree branch through the tree your tied too, or I suppose even worse, uproot the tree, taking you with it, as it launches the tree at your house. I do hope you wasn't in your underwear when you tied yourself to the tree. A thing that actually happened in boy scouts. a kid wouldn't behave, so his scout master tied him to a tree in his underwear.

    Tropical Storm Delta is headed this way. Will it dead-on as
    Hurricane Delta on Thursday. Close behind is Tropical Storm Gamma,
    soon to be Hurricane Gamma, headed in the same direction ...

    --Lee

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Lee Lofaso on Thu Oct 8 14:12:38 2020
    On 6/10/2020 08:41, 2203/2 wrote:

    Tropical Storm Delta is headed this way. Will it dead-on as
    Hurricane Delta on Thursday. Close behind is Tropical Storm Gamma,
    soon to be Hurricane Gamma, headed in the same direction ...

    And people choose to live in that area?

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    Regards
    David

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Thu Oct 8 19:17:26 2020
    Hello David,

    Tropical Storm Delta is headed this way. Will it dead-on as
    Hurricane Delta on Thursday. Close behind is Tropical Storm Gamma,
    soon to be Hurricane Gamma, headed in the same direction ...

    And people choose to live in that area?

    God's country. :)

    --Lee

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Lee Lofaso on Fri Oct 9 06:19:42 2020
    On 9/10/2020 03:17, 2203/2 wrote:

     LL>>> Tropical Storm Delta is headed this way. Will it dead-on as
     LL>>> Hurricane Delta on Thursday. Close behind is Tropical Storm Gamma,
     LL>>> soon to be Hurricane Gamma, headed in the same direction ...

     DD>> And people choose to live in that area?

    God's country. :)

    This God seems really pissed at those people.

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    Regards
    David

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