Hello Everybody,

On the television newscast "Fox & Friends" a viewer called in and
asked convicted felon Donald Trump a question -

"What's your relationship with God like, and how do you pray?"

As most people know, the convicted felon is running for POTUS,
and is also famous for hawking bibles (King James Version, with
patriotic overtones).

"OK, so I think it is good." ~ Donald Trump, answering the question

What a way to go. I mean, seriously. Just go to church once, right?
Just get the crib notes, right? Wouldn't want to mislead anybody by
getting things wrong.

Trump did not stop there -

"I do very well with the evangelicals. I love the evangelicals.
And I have more people saying they pray for me -- I can't even
believe it. They are so committed, and they are so believing."

What a fool believes. Only others follow the fool.

"They sat, 'Sir, you're going to be OK. I pray for you every night.'"

I sure wish everybody would pray for me every night.

"I mean, everybody, almost --"

What does he mean, "almost"?

"I can't say everybody, but almost everybody that sees me, they
say it."

All I see is a sickening shade of orange.
And I am not afraid to say it.

But hey. Remember the advice given to you by the convicted felon.

When somebody asks you what your relationship is with God, do not
go "Well, evangelicals vote for me." That will never do. They say
'Sir, we vote for you.' All of them. Without exception.

Not sure where in the Sermon on the Mount Jesus said that. But
he must have, since the convicted felon said so.

This is crazy. Totally beyond parody. And I have not even mentioned
Trump's beatitudes, which are also beyond reason or version of sanity.

And then the convicted felon remembered where to look, and started
reading off a teleprompter -

"The great silent majority is rising like never before, and under
our leadership, we will pray to God for our strength and for our
liberty. We will pray for God, and we will pray with God. We are
one movement, one people, one family, and one glorious nation under
God."

We should change our national motto. Make it In Trump We Trust.
And print our currency in orange rather than puke green.

For Life,
Lee

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"What's your relationship with God like, and how do you pray?"

Why are you posting this here.

FidoNews isn't a religious publication last I saw.


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Jim Howarth wrote to Lee Lofaso <=-

"What's your relationship with God like, and how do you pray?"

Why are you posting this here.
FidoNews isn't a religious publication last I saw.

Because he's a sock puppet, and a troll.

You must be new.



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Because he's a sock puppet, and a troll.

Fun.

You must be new.

Newish..


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On 04 Jun 24 20:28:58, Jim Howarth said the following to Lee Lofaso:

FidoNews isn't a religious publication last I saw.

Please dont feed the sock puppet troll,

Atreyu

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Jim Howarth wrote to Dan Clough <=-

Because he's a sock puppet, and a troll.

Fun.

You must be new.

Newish..

Well welcome aboard, and it's best to just ignore the drivel that the
troll spews.



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Hello Jim,

"What's your relationship with God like, and how do you pray?"

Why are you posting this here.

Because I can.

FidoNews isn't a religious publication last I saw.

Quoting babbling nonsense uttered by a CONVICTED FELON on
a right-wing propaganda channel does not make the fidonews
a religious publication.

For Life,
Lee

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Hello Nick,

FidoNews isn't a religious publication last I saw.

Please dont feed the sock puppet troll,

The CONVICTED FELON is BANNED in Canada. No hawking bibles for him
up there. Or in the UK. Or in Iran. Or in Cuba. Or in Mexico ...

For Life,
Lee

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Hello Jim,

Because he's a sock puppet, and a troll.

Fun.

Trolls just like to have fun.

You must be new.

Newish..

"What's your relationship with God like, and how do you pray?"

The CONVICTED FELON gave his own babbling response, as quoted.
What's yours?

For Life,
Lee

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Hello Dan,

Because he's a sock puppet, and a troll.

Fun.

You must be new.

Newish..

Well welcome aboard, and it's best to just ignore the drivel that the troll
spews.

As a CONVICTED FELON, your orange turd is BANNED from 35 countries,
including Canada and the UK. No longer welcome in China. No longer
welcome in Mexico. No longer welcome in Australia. No longer welcome
in Israel. The list keeps growing, and growing, and growing ...

For Life,
Lee

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to tell middle class people to blame poor people.

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On 05 Jun 24 20:01:00, Lee Lofaso said the following to Atreyu:

The CONVICTED FELON is BANNED in Canada. No hawking bibles for him
up there. Or in the UK. Or in Iran. Or in Cuba. Or in Mexico ...

The sock puppet troll says what?

Atreyu

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Hello Nick,

The CONVICTED FELON is BANNED in Canada. No hawking bibles for him
up there. Or in the UK. Or in Iran. Or in Cuba. Or in Mexico ...

The sock puppet troll says what?

You (and two others) have been trolled.

Troll +3
Trolled =3

For Life,
Troll Master Lee

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On 06 Jun 24 17:23:05, Lee Lofaso said the following to Atreyu:

The CONVICTED FELON is BANNED in Canada. No hawking bibles for him
up there. Or in the UK. Or in Iran. Or in Cuba. Or in Mexico ...

The sock puppet troll says what?

You (and two others) have been trolled.

The sock puppet troll says what?

Atreyu

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The sock puppet troll says what?

Is he a troll when he's right though? ;)


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