Hello Ward,
It seems hidden away under a mountain of paper, Tolkien schollars have uncovered the 4th book in the series of "The Lord of The Rings" ...
It's about time they discovered it, as it came from the four
corners of middle earth (one part for each corner).
It is a phuntastic book entitled "The Two Trolls" where two trolls, obviously, have started trolling eachother for 269 pages. At the end of the
book, nothing has happened and the reader just wasted time. Their tales bear no relevance to the trilogy and are completely uninteresting, which probably is why J.R.R. did not include it in the Trilogy and it did not become a quadrilogy.
Tetralogy.
The story of the two Trolls, Lee and Alexander, therefor in time merely will
gather dust and become forgotten...
Andy Warhol said everyone should have their own 15 minutes of fame.
I have mine. And Alexander has his. That makes us famous.
Now that we're famous, we need to find a fido-agent. And go on a book
signing tour ...
--Lee
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Be Stupid
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