A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. 'Hey!' shouts the
manager. 'Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't
pay for your sandwich!'
The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it
up!'
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
for panda: 'A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised
by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'
Or eats, shoots and leaves (?)
Time > than effort orEats shoots and leaves.'I don't know what was in the sandwich. Could alfalfa
Or eats, shoots and leaves (?)
sprouts or bean sprouts legitimately be regarded as "shoots"? Hmm....
:-)
This is a wonderful example of how punctuation may confuse
or clarify the author's meaning... and to those among us who have not
yet had the pleasure of reading it I'd highly recommend Lynne Truss's
book EATS, SHOOTS & LEAVES.
According to WIKI this book is dedicated to the Bolshevik printers of St. Petersburg who demanded they be paid the same rate for punctuation marks as for letters. AFAIK both require the same amount
of time & effort... [chuckle].
Time >> than effort orpunctuation marks as for letters. AFAIK both require the same amount
of time & effort... [chuckle].
Effort > than time?
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