On 07-08-20 13:15, Daryl Stout wrote to Vk3jed <=-

@VIA: VERT/TBOLT
Tony,

1) Wooden And Metal Spoon - He's Late.
2) Rolling Pin - He's Drunk.
3) Rifle - He Bought Another Ham Radio.

Hahaha good one! :D Well, I'd be in no danger of #2. :D

Well, being widowed, I don't have to worry about any of them.
I'm into heavy drinking, but that's a half gallon of diet green
tea citrus a day...to keep hydrated in this heat, and to keep
my kidneys from producing stones. If it's more than one, I'll
name them "Sly And The Family Stone". <G>

A water works well for me, and the occasional tea, with coffee as a treat.

That worked for a bit...until she figured out what was going on
(hi hi).

That's a pretty good trick! :D

I want to know how long it took her to catch on??

Haha, now a problem I've ever had. :)

Heard on a packet net Monday night that a ham finally got all the stations for the 13 colonies special event station this past weekend.
He said "that and $5 will get me a certificate...my wife will be
thrilled for me". I just wonder who's paying the $5?? <G>

Hmm, one wonders. :)


... Nougalicity - Degree to which a Snickers will stretch before breaking.
--- MultiMail/Win v0.51
þ Synchronet þ Freeway BBS, Bendigo Australia. freeway.apana.org.au

On 07-09-20 15:56, Moondog wrote to Vk3jed <=-

Reminds me of a buddy I used to go to gun shows with. He'd buy a
rifle, and w hen his wife wasn't home he'd put it in his safe with the rest and not talk about it. The next time we went to the range he'd
bring it out, and she'd ask "where'd you get that one?" He'd reply he
had it quite some time, and it was sitting in the back of the safe. He wasn't exactly lying about it :)

Haha that's quite clever too. :)


... Micro$oft: How much money is left in your wallet today?
--- MultiMail/Win v0.51
þ Synchronet þ Freeway BBS, Bendigo Australia. freeway.apana.org.au